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I’m not a vegetarian. I just prefer animals that are already dead. T Shirt
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I’m not a cat person. I prefer animals that don’t judge me. T Shirt
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I don’t mind a challenge. I once wrestled a bear. He won. T Shirt
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I don’t do anger management. I do anger maximization. T Shirt
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I’ve got no time for art. I’m too busy trying to get rid of pigeons. T Shirt
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I don’t believe in New Year’s resolutions. If you want to change something, just do it. T Shirt
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I’m not a criminal. I’m just misunderstood. T Shirt
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I’m not into yoga. I can touch my toes, but only if I’ve dropped something on the floor. T Shirt
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I’m not into technology. I’m still trying to get the hang of buttons. T Shirt
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I’m not a pet person. I’m more of a kill-them-and-eat-them person. T Shirt
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I used to play in a band. We were called Iron Abe. We used to throw girders into the crowd. T Shirt
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I’m not a hippie. I just like being one with nature, as long as it stays away from me. T Shirt
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I don’t mind sharing my space with animals. I’m just not keen on people. T Shirt
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I’m not a sexist, but I do think men are better at everything. T Shirt
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I’ve been married three times. You know, the problem with being married is, you can’t be single. T Shirt
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I don’t do retirement. I do working less and drinking more. T Shirt
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I’m not a cuddly bear. I’m a grizzly bear. T Shirt
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I’ve got a bag for life. It’s an old tool bag. I’ve had it for 20 years. T Shirt
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I don’t trust people with white socks. What are they trying to prove? T Shirt
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I’ve got the best job in the world. I get paid for killing things. T Shirt
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When I die, I don’t want a funeral. I want people to get on with their lives and buy a pint with the money they would have spent on black ties and lilies. T Shirt
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I’m not a rock ‘n’ roll star anymore. I’ve moved on. Now I’m a pest controller. T Shirt
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I had a proper job once. I worked in a garage, sweeping up. I was sacked for stealing oil. Just five litres a day, for my van. T Shirt
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You have to move with the times. That’s why I’ve got a fax machine. T Shirt
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I’ve got nothing against young people, as long as they don’t come near me. T Shirt
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I’ve always said, “You’ve got to be able to kill your own dinner. Or at least somebody else’s.” T Shirt
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I used to be an angry man. Now I’m an angry man with a van. T Shirt
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If I wanted to take advantage of people, I’d get elected to Parliament. T Shirt
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